Deze are my Sandles

A long long time ago there was a species called Deze are my sandles. People think they are extinct, but they took me there and said “tell the world we are taking over the world”. You are wondering where they live and how they look etc. Don’t worry, I’ll get there now. They are so stupid, they told me where they live. They told me who there enemies are. They are so weird. They live in Limpopo (Limpopo River). Their enemies are water and sandles. They look cool, but one part isn’t they wear sandles with socks, has 4 but cheeks, 6 nostrils, no shirt, pants that are ripped, a 6 pack, golden teeth, are 1 mil tall and a axe. They normally live in groups. They love to sleep and go crazy. They favorite song is Deze are my Sandles. They have to poke people. They poop gold. They always say can I poop for you. If you reading this tell the world they are coming.