Deze are my Sandles

A long long time ago there was a species called Deze are my sandles. People think they are extinct, but they took me there and said “tell the world we are taking over the world”. You are wondering where they live and how they look etc. Don’t worry, I’ll get there now. They are so stupid, they told me where they live. They told me who there enemies are. They are so weird. They live in Limpopo (Limpopo River). Their enemies are water and sandles. They look cool, but one part isn’t they wear sandles with socks, has 4 but cheeks, 6 nostrils, no shirt, pants that are ripped, a 6 pack, golden teeth, are 1 mil tall and a axe. They normally live in groups. They love to sleep and go crazy. They favorite song is Deze are my Sandles. They have to poke people. They poop gold. They always say can I poop for you. If you reading this tell the world they are coming.

Informal Settlement

Abioye My name is Abioye I live in a township I’m 17 years old. I woke up in the morning and it was raining not to hard and not to soft my mom was a alcoholic my mom just spends her money on alcohol I wish they would stop selling alcohol so all the kids would get stationery get a job then save money and get a better house. I don’t have a rain coat or shoes went to make breakfast for me so I checked in the cupboard there was nothing I was so hungry and upset but I had to go to school so I went on in my short pants and hsort top I didn’t have any long clothes. I was walking to school I saw my big brother he left the house so he could join a gang for money and food, he was in the biggest gang in the township so I didn’t want any trouble from them so I carried on walking. When I got to school I was the happiest boy in the world Elkanah house was giving away breakfast rap it was devine the bell rang straight after I was done eating what a coincidence. I was in the class and we had to do a surprise exam our teacher is the worst and the meanest teacher ever she never lets us study fo a exam she said I’ll give you guys a day to study an exam. We had to do a worksheet and I said I don’t have any stationary so she smacked my bottom and threw me out the class in the rain and when say she threw me she literally threw me I landed on my bottom I was crying how sore my bottom was. It was lunch , the school provides us with lunch no one cares about me so I sit by the trash can I got bullied they threw my lunch in the bin so I went to go get more but they didn’t believe me and they said don’t be greedy. It was the end of the day for school I walked another 21km. I finally got home I went straight to my room to go study for the exam the time I got home was 2:49 the lights turned off at 1:33 in the morning I got the best idea when that happened I decided to drop out of school and get a professional contract for soccer I went for trials in a advert Liverpool accepted me. I got i girlfriend called Selena Gomez. Thanks for reading my blog.

The Singing Inspector

Hi I’m Benny. Today the singing inspector came his name is Raymond he wears huge knickerbockers with thick stockings just like a huntsman. He has a round red face like a tomato and the most golden curls I’ve ever seen on a head and blue blue eyes like Blueberrys. Every hates him probably the hatful man in town. He called every one to come to the big room except the little boys and the big boys like Jack long and Paulus, it sucks for them because they just have to do exams and no singing, I’d rather sing than do exams. We had to do doh ray me fa tata tete something like that. He called me and Charles first. We had to stand in front Mr.R said now sing I was so nervous I did not know any song Mr.R pointed a stick on the modelater he shouted at us with a roaring voice and said WHAT CAN YOU SING SING ANYTHING! Charles said in a weak voice and said we can sing Pretty Polly Mr.R shouted at us and said THEN SING IT! It was quit funny because the picture Bull of Bashing. We began we were great well that’s what I thought every one thought it was terrible we started Charles sang pretty Polly pretty Poly whats o’clock whats o’clock in a low voice it was perfect for me and I sang it in a high voice I thought I sounded like a angle. You could see everyone wanted to laugh but was probably scared what Mr.R would say. We just stopped in the middle of a verse because we were out of breath I hope no one noticed but they did especially Mr.R he shouted WAIST OF TIME WAIST OF TIME TWO VOICELESS IDIOTS IN A SINGING CLASS, SEND THEM OUT! He hert my feelings when he said that.